Team Members
- Bob Smith - Head of Mildly Frustrating Projects
- Jane Doe - Assistant to the Mildly Disappointing
- John Smith - Chief of Mildly Uninspiring Ideas
We're not exactly setting the world on fire this year. Our sales are down, our profits are up (but only slightly), and our coffee machine is still on the fritz.
Highlights include:
- The stapler jammed for 3 whole days.
- Someone ate the last of the good donuts.
- We got a 10% raise, but only if we meet our quarterly goals.
We're proud of our accomplishments, and we look forward to another year of mild disappointment.